Shelley was openly weeping in her kitchen one day, bemoaning the state of her cabinets.
“White! I want white cabinets!” she wailed.
Her husband approached her warily. “I hate to be Captain Obvious here, but we, uh, actually HAVE white cabinets.”
Shelley raised her tear-stained face and narrowed her eyes into slits. “No,” she hissed. “You’re wrong. Can’t you see? We have … OFF-WHITE cabinets!!!”
And once Shelley had painted her off-white cabinets white, her husband saw the error of his foolish ways.
Of course, once she painted the cabinets white, the beige-y backsplash had to get a makeover too, and she also decided that she would incorporate more of the countertop color by doing gray paint on the bottom, and I made most of this story up, but I’m sure it probably happened pretty much just like that.
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4 Comments
Lesley
June 29, 2015 at 8:15 AMlol her poor husband white off /white it’s all white to them. I think my husband would have said ‘Deal with it” and let me change the back splash only lol.
Jaime
June 29, 2015 at 9:02 AMI have this same conversation with my husband daily. “I want to paint this brown.” “It is brown.” “No, it’s khaki.” I’ll paint it and he says it looks the same. *face palm*
Havok
June 29, 2015 at 11:01 AMLove the white and grey together! Makes the room look so much more open!
Dharma
June 30, 2015 at 1:13 PMThis is why I think the men in my home see colours like dogs 🙂 Way to go girl!I pinned this to make sure I had ammo when trying to explain the same problem to my husband this week! LOLOLOL