Stripes, gray and white stripes,
I love you so much,
I wrote
this haiku for you.
I love you so much,
I wrote
this haiku for you.
That haiku was lame,
I will try again. oh crap.
out of syllables.
I will try again. oh crap.
out of syllables.
Uh-oh, I smell another impromptu haiku contest!
Best haiku left in the comments will be chosen by a panel of judges (my mom)
and will receive something random in the mail from me!
Best haiku left in the comments will be chosen by a panel of judges (my mom)
and will receive something random in the mail from me!
Inspiration dresser by Carol at The Design Pages.






41 Comments
Kendra Hardesty
April 20, 2011 at 3:35 PMYour Haiku made me laugh! LOVE the dresser. It’s amazing!
Seriously...
April 20, 2011 at 3:44 PMStripes like river waves
Flowing toward the wooded floor
Let it flow? Damn it.
Laraine Eddington
April 20, 2011 at 3:53 PMStripes bring a tickle
Needling through itching nose
Ah, ah ah HAIKU!
Kelly
April 20, 2011 at 3:55 PMgrey white grey white grey
this dresser for you today
posted by lindsey
concretenprimroses
April 20, 2011 at 3:58 PMI found you sadly
sitting in a damp garage.
Now you are stripey.
Kathy
~Beth D.
April 20, 2011 at 4:01 PMstripes cascading down
glistening through the soft clouds
stripes make me happy
Shannon
April 20, 2011 at 4:15 PMDrank too much rum drink.
I’m paying for it today
cause stripes made me sick.
Gina Longoria
April 20, 2011 at 4:23 PMRippled, white and gray
no longer sullen choc’late
Modern is the word!
Carla Parazine
April 20, 2011 at 4:34 PMAn ugly old thing,
turned beautiful by only
loving hands and paint.
The Gardner Gang
April 20, 2011 at 5:00 PMHorizontal stripes?
No! You can’t make me conform.
Take that stripe law rules!
Emily
April 20, 2011 at 5:20 PMThis comment has been removed by the author.
Emily
April 20, 2011 at 5:22 PMThis random haiku
Took way too long to complete
Like my last re-do
Michelle
April 20, 2011 at 6:01 PMMy morning routine-
Eat first, then better after
Makes my day pristine
janet @ ordinary mom
April 20, 2011 at 6:43 PMStart Google Reader
Read Better After. Ha Ha!
Sis, check this one out!
++:Jessy~G:++
April 20, 2011 at 6:58 PMLittle Blue Lamp Sitting Atop
My New Striped Body
Ah Shucks, We ROCK!
Weaver's Whimsy
April 20, 2011 at 7:07 PMAt first I was brown
Then me and the chair got stripes
Now we’re the shiz-nit!
Laurel
April 20, 2011 at 7:23 PMAre you serious?
I totally want something!
Please send it to me!
I’d write a haiku,
but my four kids are screaming.
You know how it is.
kelly
April 20, 2011 at 7:38 PMThis sounds better if you imagine a gong sound after the second line…
A dresser speaks of
white ripples in grey water
put away your laundry
laxsupermom
April 20, 2011 at 7:39 PMWide Grey Chevron Stripes,
And Integrated Handles.
An MCM Dream.
Beautiful dresser! I love the MCM lines of it and the paint job is perfect.
Allyson & Jere
April 20, 2011 at 8:39 PMIf only I had the FAINTEST clue how to write a haiku.
OH, but I did rhyme. Does that count for something? Of course it does.
Cool dresser.
Allyson & Jere
April 20, 2011 at 8:39 PMIf only I had the FAINTEST clue how to write a haiku.
OH, but I did rhyme. Does that count for something? Of course it does.
Cool dresser.
Allyson & Jere
April 20, 2011 at 8:39 PMIf only I had the FAINTEST clue how to write a haiku.
OH, but I did rhyme. Does that count for something? Of course it does.
Cool dresser.
Natalie
April 20, 2011 at 8:49 PMI love love love love LOVE this blog!!!!
Lauren
April 20, 2011 at 9:23 PMSometimes one must shed
Ones outer layers to shine
But paint made you pop
Lisa
April 20, 2011 at 9:30 PMTired and boring…
With love a new ME reborn
Lively and stylish!!
Rob McDonald Family
April 20, 2011 at 9:31 PMThis comment has been removed by the author.
Rob McDonald Family
April 20, 2011 at 9:33 PMStripes brought first love
Then with horror,
“Does this make me look fat?”
-Rebecca 🙂
BethLeasure
April 20, 2011 at 9:43 PMMy brown tongue cannot reach
the caramel but now
I lap milk and smile.
Megan
April 20, 2011 at 10:58 PMwho writes about stripes?
i’d rather write about me
i am so awesome
🙂 megan dot byers at yahoo dot com
Kelli
April 20, 2011 at 11:43 PMI really love this dresser and winning things is fun!
I am so confused
Are they stripes or big chevrons?
It makes my head hurt
Kathryn
April 21, 2011 at 1:02 AMDressing up dark wood
Grey and white stripes make it flash
Dresser’s Gone Wild!
Ellen
April 21, 2011 at 1:03 AMThought they were straight
then I looked harder
they were starting to wave.
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April 21, 2011 at 3:40 AMBetter After-help!
Mother in law in my home.
Am losing my mind.
The Grandy's
April 21, 2011 at 3:43 AMI googled Haiku
Now I am educated
I can’t stop doing it
So all the day long
I sit and wait for new posts
Thinking of Haikus
Now Easter is here
I wish for pastel redo’s
Maybe you’ll grant it.
Kill me now.
Natalie
April 21, 2011 at 3:52 AMIt’s so late at night
Reading Better After Blog
Should be sleeping now
I Love this blog!
Gina Longoria
April 21, 2011 at 1:46 PMYou used to be dull
Now, you’re totally awesome!
Love you, grey/white thing
DrMom
April 21, 2011 at 4:16 PMOptic Illusion
Are you really there or not?
Maybe the floor slants.
Kari ---
April 21, 2011 at 8:53 PMChevrons are awesome
Even when they are subtle
They make me happy
You know something else?
Better After makes me cry
With big tears of joy
Each morning I wake
Make a giant cup of joe
And check the transformations
Then I get inspired
And out come the paint supplies
Hubby gets nervous
He likes when I’m done
And admits it is awesome
I win. Yes. I win.
LOL.
Faithful reader; Kari
keeneye at shaw dot ca
Kimberellie
April 23, 2011 at 12:00 AMThis comment has been removed by the author.
Kimberellie
April 23, 2011 at 12:07 AMDear chair: I hate you
Think you’re so pretty?
My stripes are better
mary
April 23, 2011 at 9:50 PMI hate you haiku
you are to hard to do
go back to Japan