Welcome to Round III of the Ugly Lamp Contest! How did your favorite (or least favorite) fare in yesterday’s round? My vote went to Numb Skull, who was…
You’re back for more, eh? You glutton for self-punishment, you! Yesterday’s round was a close race between Lacy Lady and Life-size Lovers, with Hobo in a Box coming in…
Strap on your protective eye gear and get your therapist on speakerphone, because it’s here! Today’s the day! I’m so excited I can hardly stand it! Before we commence…
Hoo boy, I am excited to announce the UGLY LAMP CONTEST 2012 is about to be underway! I’ve already received a few submissions and am fearfully awaiting more. Who…
We have a winner! It was a close race between Pug-ly Lamp, Deerly Departed and Broken Leg Lamp, with each contestant averaging 25% of the votes, but it came down…
Oh, I’m scared. I’m scared for you and your tender eyeballs. I don’t know if you can handle such a concentrated amount of ugliness all at once. Please, proceed with…
