In The Doghouse

It seems like everyone and their dog is into home improvement these days. Literally. Have you ever seen a dog have such an obvious opinion about their home?

“Is this a joke? This is clearly a joke.”

“No, not a joke.  You’re a dog.  It’s a dog house.”

“You CANNOT honestly expect me to live here.”

“What is this, Househunters? You suddenly seem to have high standards for someone who drinks out of the toilet.”

“Sigh. I guess it has some potential.”

“That’s the spirit!”

“Does it have a water feature? I really need a water feature.”

“Um, I think there’s a hose somewhere?”

“Because I do a lot of entertaining.”

“You sniff crotches and take naps.”

“What about window treatments?”

“FINE. I’ll get you some window treatments.”

“And fresh paint, obvs.”

“OBVS.”

“Also, how do you feel about sliding barn doors?”

 

From Better After reader Amanda, whose pampered pooch is sitting pretty now!