Read this to yourself in a melodramatic infomercial announcer voice:
“Do you like the look of lacy doilies, but hate the MESS?”
Picture an easily confused woman struggling to keep a doily on her table. It bunches up, it falls off. She just can’t keep the darn thing straight. She rolls her eyes to the heavens and blows hair out of her face in exasperation. Picture this in black and white for full dramatic effect.
“Well, what if I told you you could enjoy the beauty and extravagance of a doily covered table without all the WORRY?”
Woman nods enthusiastically.
“All you have to do is visit Vicky at Rescued and Rehabbed to make your lace-covered table dreams a reality! This offer is only available for a limited time, hurry now!”
7 Comments
Molly @ A Bit O' Shine
April 29, 2011 at 5:01 PMHa ha! Oh man I hate infomercials, they really make humanity look stupid.
This turned out really neat! That actually inspired me to try it out on a friend’s table where the top is not really a fixable sort of mess. The pattern might help hide that.
Prudently Painted Vintage
April 29, 2011 at 3:35 PMI could totally picture it in my head. You are funny!
Great transformation
Allyson & Jere
April 29, 2011 at 3:56 PMThat is actually quite cool looking! Speaking of, good to see you yesterday.
Allyson & Jere
April 29, 2011 at 3:56 PMThat is actually quite cool looking! Speaking of, good to see you yesterday.
Allyson & Jere
April 29, 2011 at 3:56 PMThat is actually quite cool looking! Speaking of, good to see you yesterday.
Stephanie
April 29, 2011 at 5:34 PMlol where do you get these ideas for your narrations?!! You are too funny
Kimberellie
May 1, 2011 at 2:35 AMYou are too funny! I love your blog, not only because I ADORE before and afters, but also because you are fricken’ hilarious.
much love: kimberellie(with a baby in her belly)