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Rocking Rockers

Chair 1: “Hey.” 
 Chair 2: “Hey yourself. Why so glum?” 
 Chair 1: “Well, I hate to have to tell you this, but we are ugly.” 
 Chair 2: “We … we are?” 
 Chair 1: “Oh yeah. Butt ugly.” 
 Chair 2: “How do you know?” 
 Chair 1: “Well, I guess I wouldn’t know, because no butt has been near me in years! Oh, how I long to hold someone in the gentle embrace of my curving arms!” 
 Chair 2: “Someone sat on me once, but then they fell out the back, and I never saw them again.” 
 Chair 1: “Oh, if only there were some ladies who possessed chair recovering skills, red spray paint, vintage buttons and blog named Peppertowne, we could be glorious again!” 
 Chair 2: “You are off your rocker! And what the heck is a blog?”

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17 Comments

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    Amie
    April 20, 2010 at 1:04 AM

    That was funny and these ‘rock’! *giggle* !!! Though I don’t think they need the buttons…they are glorious all on their own. Perhaps in person the buttons add a better touch.

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    Linda (Nina's Nest)
    April 19, 2010 at 10:47 PM

    You are hilarious! Love your blog! Linda

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    Meet Virginia
    April 20, 2010 at 1:10 AM

    GORGEOUS!! Would love it if you checked out my latest redo!!

    ~Morgan

    Meet Virginia!
    Meet Virginia!
    Meet Virginia!

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    Shelia
    April 20, 2010 at 1:24 AM

    I’ll take two of these please! 🙂
    Be a sweetie,
    Shelia 🙂

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    Melinda
    April 20, 2010 at 2:11 AM

    First of how WOW!!!!!!!!
    Secondly, you are too funny!!!

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    Ron and Connie
    April 20, 2010 at 4:14 AM

    Awww, makes me miss my old rocker. Now I need to find one to re-do like this. You are amazing!

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    Jeni @ peppertowne.com
    April 20, 2010 at 5:49 AM

    Girl! Your making me laugh!

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    *Katie May*
    April 20, 2010 at 3:57 PM

    WOW!

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    Amber@Timeless Treasures
    April 20, 2010 at 12:46 PM

    LOOOOVEEEEELLLLYYY!!

    Love the commentary too! :o)

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    ClassyGal
    April 20, 2010 at 2:11 PM

    WOW! How creative are you girl??!!

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    Lauren Borquez
    April 20, 2010 at 2:50 PM

    Sooo Niiiice! Love these 🙂

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    Karen@StrictlySimpleStyle
    April 20, 2010 at 3:05 PM

    So cute!

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    Anderson
    April 20, 2010 at 3:05 PM

    lol. Nice. 🙂

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    A Princess A Daddy and their Princess
    April 20, 2010 at 4:45 PM

    that was to cute. I love the chairs!

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    High-Heeled Foot in the door
    April 20, 2010 at 5:34 PM

    Ha ha you always make laugh. Too funny.

    Those chairs came out fab!

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    **Mumzy
    April 22, 2010 at 5:35 AM

    And to think I threw out my real bent-wood rocker years back. Oh, these are adorable!!!

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    Wendy
    April 25, 2010 at 8:19 PM

    Too funny! They look awesome 🙂

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