Here’s a little Halloween trick for ya. You know what else is “better after?” Anyone! After some serious Photoshopping, that is!
Do you despair when you see makeup ads featuring pore-less faces? Or smirk at the Victoria Secret models splayed across the catalogue, like, do they even NEED push-up bras? Ever wonder why Madonna, at age 51, barely looks a hair over 21? Well, she doesn’t.
Seriously, whatever you do, don’t let some pretty image in a magazine get you down, because only about 5% of the images we see in print have any sort of basis in reality. I just made that statistic up. But it’s probably true.
Tyra: not flawless, but still fierce!
Riiiiiiiight.
Jessica Alba is so slender and well-lit in the magical land of Photoshop.
Even the wrinkles on her clothes disappear!
If you want to be on the cover of a magazine, prepare to have half of your arm shaved away. Click for a bigger look.
And no, it’s not just the ladies!
Oh, Justin, don’t be mad at me. You know I love you.
Rowr.
Happy Halloween!
