Particle Man, Particle Man. Doing the things a particle can. What’s he like? It’s not important. Particle Man.
Particle-board desk, particle-board desk. Not that attractive, but not grotesque. Can Jenny help it? I think she can. Particle-board desk.
Wow, I’m on a really random song kick today. That tune was “Particle Man” by They Might Be Giants, and I highly recommend looking it up. I also recommend fixing up any and all particle-board trappings in your home, because they can actually look quite nice. Don’t be scared, Jenny at DIY Newlyweds makes it seem easy!