Big and Burly

 Nov 29, 2011

So, by now you probably know a little about my knotty wood phobia.  I've touched on it a time or two.  But I haven't even begun to scratch the surface of my even worser wood phobia: burl.  

Knotty wood looks like eyes. That's creepy.  Not to be overly dramatic, but burl wood looks like melted souls of the undead emerging from the mists of hell, mouths agape in silent screams and dark empty eyes; eyes that are endlessly searching but never finding. That's pee-your-pants-creepy.  

I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure Lori felt the same way about her burl table (or misguided imitation of burl, judging by my inexpert opinion), and outdated chairs. So she just painted the whole thing black and added new fabric on the cushions to keep the whole vibe fun and playful.  Big sigh of relief coming from my direction, yo. 

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13 comments:

Robin K November 29, 2011 at 7:18 PM  

That description of burl wood hits the nail on the head! You took me back to the glovebox on my moms 1975 mustang 2
Those melty zombies would stare at me with pleading eyes everyday on the way to school!

Jenny @ DIY Newlyweds November 29, 2011 at 8:05 PM  

LOL! Your non-overly dramatic description is hilarious!

Meg and Mum's November 29, 2011 at 8:26 PM  

1000% better!

Criss @ Quick Fix Food November 29, 2011 at 9:25 PM  

I love the coordinating fabric on the chairs!

Neba Nebet November 30, 2011 at 3:28 AM  

Augh! I really hope this was imitation burled wood, and not real, because what a waste if so!

You may hate it, but that stuff is rare (it's basically tree cancers that make the weird grain patterns) and she would have done much better to just have sold the damn table and bought another one in black! Augh!

Lindsey @ Better After November 30, 2011 at 8:13 AM  

Tree cancer?! I'm not sold.

OAK House 5. November 30, 2011 at 11:16 AM  

What a great update! Love it!

Andromache December 1, 2011 at 11:03 AM  

Burled wood comes from big knots in trees...Usually its pretty rare to get large pieces of it, so to paint it is a travesty!
Especially just to have a plain black table that looks like its from any old furniture store. Grr some ppl...

Drama Mama Lori December 1, 2011 at 1:39 PM  

Lindsey, thanks so much!! I love your hilarious phobia and totally agree! - Lori

Mandi Griffin December 28, 2011 at 11:53 AM  

I love the chairs!

Mandi Griffin December 28, 2011 at 11:53 AM  

I love the fabrics on the chairs!!

Mandi Griffin December 28, 2011 at 11:53 AM  

I love the chairs!

Mandi Griffin December 28, 2011 at 11:53 AM  

I love the chairs!

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