Are you ready?
Oh, no. You’ll never be ready.
Let it begin.
If fear and desperation had a mascot. And someone made that mascot into a lamp.
I wasn’t sure this slack-jawed, dead-eyed, nearly naked baby could get any creepier, then I noticed the clown necklace.
This elegantly understated lamp will add a hint of subtle glamour to any corner of the room!
Have a house guest who has overstayed their welcome? You need the Feather Jester! A surefire guest-repellent, plus you can use it to dust the furniture after they leave!
What this lamp lacks in attractiveness and style, it makes up for in sheer size, standing nearly four feet tall! Plus there’s tassels! Lots of … uh … tassels.
Ugly Lamps: Round One