As seen on TV

Read this to yourself in a melodramatic infomercial announcer voice:

“Do you like the look of lacy doilies, but hate the MESS?”

Picture an easily confused woman struggling to keep a doily on her table. It bunches up, it falls off. She just can’t keep the darn thing straight. She rolls her eyes to the heavens and blows hair out of her face in exasperation. Picture this in black and white for full dramatic effect. 


“Well, what if I told you you could enjoy the beauty and extravagance of a doily covered table without all the WORRY?”

Woman nods enthusiastically.
All you have to do is visit Vicky at Rescued and Rehabbed to make your lace-covered table dreams a reality! This offer is only available for a limited time, hurry now!”


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Comments

  1. I could totally picture it in my head. You are funny!

    Great transformation

  2. That is actually quite cool looking! Speaking of, good to see you yesterday.

  3. That is actually quite cool looking! Speaking of, good to see you yesterday.

  4. That is actually quite cool looking! Speaking of, good to see you yesterday.

  5. Ha ha! Oh man I hate infomercials, they really make humanity look stupid.

    This turned out really neat! That actually inspired me to try it out on a friend’s table where the top is not really a fixable sort of mess. The pattern might help hide that.

  6. lol where do you get these ideas for your narrations?!! You are too funny

  7. You are too funny! I love your blog, not only because I ADORE before and afters, but also because you are fricken’ hilarious.

    much love: kimberellie(with a baby in her belly)

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