Holy woah. This itty-bitty kitchen, (if a room possessing only a sink and an oven even qualifies as a kitchen) was undeniably, unequivocally ugly. That tile! The pink walls! The only redeeming grace were the two large windows, but even they made it impossible to accommodate any sort of storage or workspace.
Lindsey from That Saint Paul House reports that the previous owners must have never cooked. Maybe it really was just a hallway with a spare oven, who knows! Maybe they just cooked on the floor, which would explain the strange burn-like patterns on the tile. In any case, it is fully functional and lovely now. Thanks Lindsey!