Rocking Rockers

Chair 1: "Hey." 

 Chair 2: "Hey yourself. Why so glum?" 

 Chair 1: "Well, I hate to have to tell you this, but we are ugly." 

 Chair 2: "We ... we are?" 

 Chair 1: "Oh yeah. Butt ugly." 

 Chair 2: "How do you know?" 

 Chair 1: "Well, I guess I wouldn't know, because no butt has been near me in years! Oh, how I long to hold someone in the gentle embrace of my curving arms!" 

 Chair 2: "Someone sat on me once, but then they fell out the back, and I never saw them again." 

 Chair 1: "Oh, if only there were some ladies who possessed chair recovering skills, red spray paint, vintage buttons and blog named Peppertowne, we could be glorious again!" 

 Chair 2: "You are off your rocker! And what the heck is a blog?"