Rocking Rockers

Rocking Rockers
Chair 1: “Hey.” 
 Chair 2: “Hey yourself. Why so glum?” 
 Chair 1: “Well, I hate to have to tell you this, but we are ugly.” 
 Chair 2: “We … we are?” 
 Chair 1: “Oh yeah. Butt ugly.” 
 Chair 2: “How do you know?” 
 Chair 1: “Well, I guess I wouldn’t know, because no butt has been near me in years! Oh, how I long to hold someone in the gentle embrace of my curving arms!” 
 Chair 2: “Someone sat on me once, but then they fell out the back, and I never saw them again.” 
 Chair 1: “Oh, if only there were some ladies who possessed chair recovering skills, red spray paint, vintage buttons and blog named Peppertowne, we could be glorious again!” 
 Chair 2: “You are off your rocker! And what the heck is a blog?”

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17 Comments

  1. April 20, 2010 / 1:04 AM

    That was funny and these ‘rock’! *giggle* !!! Though I don’t think they need the buttons…they are glorious all on their own. Perhaps in person the buttons add a better touch.

  2. April 20, 2010 / 1:24 AM

    I’ll take two of these please! 🙂
    Be a sweetie,
    Shelia 🙂

  3. April 20, 2010 / 2:11 AM

    First of how WOW!!!!!!!!
    Secondly, you are too funny!!!

  4. April 20, 2010 / 4:14 AM

    Awww, makes me miss my old rocker. Now I need to find one to re-do like this. You are amazing!

  5. April 20, 2010 / 2:11 PM

    WOW! How creative are you girl??!!

  6. April 20, 2010 / 2:50 PM

    Sooo Niiiice! Love these 🙂

  7. April 20, 2010 / 3:05 PM

    lol. Nice. 🙂

  8. April 22, 2010 / 5:35 AM

    And to think I threw out my real bent-wood rocker years back. Oh, these are adorable!!!

  9. April 25, 2010 / 8:19 PM

    Too funny! They look awesome 🙂

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