Dear Unattractive Yellow Pine Furniture,
Your time has come.
And gone. Sadly, “Country Chic” no longer means geese, heart-shaped cutouts, and you, my friend.
But don’t fret. All you need is a coat of black and a little distressing, and you’re better than new!
No need to thank me, thank your pal Deb from Proper Prim who rescued you from irrelevancy.